Starring: Jess Weixler, John Hensley, Josh Pais

Please dont waste your time on this film. As a red blooded male, I rented this film out with the intention of witnessing a hot girl getting to grips with some guys. Sad to say I was extremely dissapointed. This film has got to be the worst film I have seen this year.

Mitchell Lichtensteins attempt to waste an hour and a half of our time opens up with a little girl and boy playing in a paddling pool. Inquisitive as children are, they share their intimacies with one another, to which the boy screams in pain as a result of his finger being bitten. On we go with the little girl growing up into a hormonal teenager, looking for boys and love.

The next hour of this pathetically pitiful film tells the story of a girl that has a vagina with fangs, controlled by her senses to annihalate men that she doesnt like. To cut a very long and drawn out film short, this film is not worth your time. I would reccomend that you skip this one and pick up a dictionary to read through as this would give you more laughs and entertainment that this sorry excuse for a film.

Amen.

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