The Lone Ranger Review

The Lone Ranger is ultimately a void; lacking in practically anything that makes a film enjoyable, be it good acting, an exciting or meaningful story or intelligent direction... and at two and a half hours, that is a long time to watch something with no redeeming factor.

Dark Shadows Review

Dark Shadows is an incoherent, dull and nasty mess of a film, managing to be occasionally offensive yet always utterly vapid.